Craigslist.com goes to Pot
After trying to seriously find something to do besides absosrb information online like a vaccuum i found this
ad.I would seriously reconsider this site for employment purposes unless you want the local fast food places to
send you emails that they dont like your background.
ad.I would seriously reconsider this site for employment purposes unless you want the local fast food places to
send you emails that they dont like your background.
Las Vegas Casino brightens the Road to Riches with New Marquee
City center is premiering a new marquee for the
famous strip populated by mega hotels and casinos.
The new HD screen is 280 feet tall above gamblers
and entertainment seekers as well as cruising motorist
next to the 5 star diamond resort. New imagery will
promote its cheap sex rooms, restaurants that attract
hungry stoners and of course fashion for whores, trannyies
and fat overweight elderly from the mid-west who populate
most of Vegas.
famous strip populated by mega hotels and casinos.
The new HD screen is 280 feet tall above gamblers
and entertainment seekers as well as cruising motorist
next to the 5 star diamond resort. New imagery will
promote its cheap sex rooms, restaurants that attract
hungry stoners and of course fashion for whores, trannyies
and fat overweight elderly from the mid-west who populate
most of Vegas.
"Honey, the kids have gone Cholafied"
We all know super drag is a trick that most raw
throated alcoholics just cant buy. So its no surprise
that most barrios in the ghetto are being glamorized by
a razor to the eyebrows, a sharpie, home made crystal
meth, and boot legged songs from youtube.com by M.I.A. Of course if you aint no scrappy ho then siren over some dick or dildo over by singing along to Selena in your ghetto project.
throated alcoholics just cant buy. So its no surprise
that most barrios in the ghetto are being glamorized by
a razor to the eyebrows, a sharpie, home made crystal
meth, and boot legged songs from youtube.com by M.I.A. Of course if you aint no scrappy ho then siren over some dick or dildo over by singing along to Selena in your ghetto project.
Car shaped cell phone holders Straight Bashed
Keep these in stock for the heteros. Most gay men wont charge
their phones in something that is shaped like a car. Obviously
the child like appeal makes most tops feel like child molestors in
their own co-ops sending those ba-tums straight to the depths of
West Hollywood to be with the other toys r us fags.
their phones in something that is shaped like a car. Obviously
the child like appeal makes most tops feel like child molestors in
their own co-ops sending those ba-tums straight to the depths of
West Hollywood to be with the other toys r us fags.
Big Brother program linked to excessive Alcohol Use
Who doesn't want to trade in gallons of booze for a joint
and a 2 dollar miller from da sto? I dooze.. but apparently
big brotha is being a big bitch. Because not only have law
suit been brought to court about privacy invasion but lil
brothas be going to the corner for a quick throaty injection
of moon shine. Freedom really does come in doses.
and a 2 dollar miller from da sto? I dooze.. but apparently
big brotha is being a big bitch. Because not only have law
suit been brought to court about privacy invasion but lil
brothas be going to the corner for a quick throaty injection
of moon shine. Freedom really does come in doses.
Meteor Explodes over CHELYABINSK, Russia.
Like most men's penises they dissolve into nothing
up in the air after falling from the sky. The most
recent iPhone and YOUTUBE friendly frame video
capture happened in Russia where over 1,000 were
injured by shock waves exploded glass panels of
building and blinded people on the street. No word
if they come any bigger.
up in the air after falling from the sky. The most
recent iPhone and YOUTUBE friendly frame video
capture happened in Russia where over 1,000 were
injured by shock waves exploded glass panels of
building and blinded people on the street. No word
if they come any bigger.
Long Beach California opens new Petco
Pamper your pet with a new house, pillow or bone
at your nearest Petco at Long Beach of which has just opened
a new store to drain your wallet. The newly paved parking lot
has a million spaces to park your cars so feel free to give
your pet a little extra love.
at your nearest Petco at Long Beach of which has just opened
a new store to drain your wallet. The newly paved parking lot
has a million spaces to park your cars so feel free to give
your pet a little extra love.
Petty offenders choose community service to willingly bankrupt public Funds
Get a tan in the sun or hit up your local salvation army
and work off those hours if you face fines
from petty offenses like shoplifting, or traffic violations.
This in effect would bankrupt local revenue and discourage
voters and city board council to release additional funds for
remodling and renovation since we are all on a flight to hell
anyway.
and work off those hours if you face fines
from petty offenses like shoplifting, or traffic violations.
This in effect would bankrupt local revenue and discourage
voters and city board council to release additional funds for
remodling and renovation since we are all on a flight to hell
anyway.
Central California agriculture fields now considered immigrants slums
The wine isnt so sweet in the fields of california these
days. The world wide freeze isnt just choking off ellis island
but also parts of california where once was considered a
world wide bread basket is falling to irrigation with new
technology in parts of desert leaving new generation farmers
distracted by iPods, low wages and simple unfair apathy.
Not to mention the mexican immigrants who so badly depend
on farm wages of which has left the cities nearby a real estate
wasteland.
days. The world wide freeze isnt just choking off ellis island
but also parts of california where once was considered a
world wide bread basket is falling to irrigation with new
technology in parts of desert leaving new generation farmers
distracted by iPods, low wages and simple unfair apathy.
Not to mention the mexican immigrants who so badly depend
on farm wages of which has left the cities nearby a real estate
wasteland.
The world compared to wick candle by Pope
100 Years might be too long for most environmentalist to
last the oil spills, civil war, and homophobia the pope thinks. So
he is alarming italy to be prepared for the 2050 keggar party planned by
the illumanati and tom hanks. Gay parades, panty fights, and iheart webcasts
are already plaguing better parts of the world so now we are just waiting
for the old bastard to hand over the keys to take credit for the muffer tell all
that is already plaguing beach resorts in parts of Los Angeles and eventually
cuba. Got a light?
last the oil spills, civil war, and homophobia the pope thinks. So
he is alarming italy to be prepared for the 2050 keggar party planned by
the illumanati and tom hanks. Gay parades, panty fights, and iheart webcasts
are already plaguing better parts of the world so now we are just waiting
for the old bastard to hand over the keys to take credit for the muffer tell all
that is already plaguing beach resorts in parts of Los Angeles and eventually
cuba. Got a light?
Automated pocket pussies programed to call 911
Apparently robot blow up dolls can now do like
their ex wives and call 911 when their drunken
husbands try to beat the living day lights out of
mouthy coffee holes. IT tech genius have invented
UCF automation also can do robotic hand jobs,
meth power hits, and roll blunts of weed including
de-seeding.
their ex wives and call 911 when their drunken
husbands try to beat the living day lights out of
mouthy coffee holes. IT tech genius have invented
UCF automation also can do robotic hand jobs,
meth power hits, and roll blunts of weed including
de-seeding.
China refuses to ship foreign labor good to America
Chinese federal government has refused
to ship manufactured good to the Americas
based on a Russian treaty signed in MAY
that will bar companies to deliver overseas
based on sanctions from the white house.
to ship manufactured good to the Americas
based on a Russian treaty signed in MAY
that will bar companies to deliver overseas
based on sanctions from the white house.
Egyptian pyramid really Kings party palace
The poppers and evidence of used latex
are confusing archealogists in new findings
that clue the famed tomb for the king to be
a party place of which is also hinting
at sex with both men and woman.
Egyptian official are flabbergasted
and have since rebuilt a new shrine to the
dead king and are arresting homosexuals.
are confusing archealogists in new findings
that clue the famed tomb for the king to be
a party place of which is also hinting
at sex with both men and woman.
Egyptian official are flabbergasted
and have since rebuilt a new shrine to the
dead king and are arresting homosexuals.
Palm reading now taught to Suicide counselors
Lying cutters and unstable mental cases
are now viewing in the light new angles
to their patients neurosis. Palm reading
reveals patterns in their lives that can be
changed and can understand causes of
their grief.
are now viewing in the light new angles
to their patients neurosis. Palm reading
reveals patterns in their lives that can be
changed and can understand causes of
their grief.
Man arrested for giving hand job on train
A man was arrested and charged with lewd acts when he was caughtwith his hands pants
Concert prices compared to rising Gas Prices
Show prices for the top pop stars are higher
than ever to get a seat. Die hard fans are
comparing it to the rising gas prices and have
no problem pouring out their wallet to get a
up and close live performance in their town.
than ever to get a seat. Die hard fans are
comparing it to the rising gas prices and have
no problem pouring out their wallet to get a
up and close live performance in their town.
Candy vendors evade IRS
Those taxless dollars gone to your
flab and stomach bought from lost
bastard children are evading the Uncle
Sam. Pennies on a sell ad up to
government funding for AIDS, Welfare,
and the unemployment.
flab and stomach bought from lost
bastard children are evading the Uncle
Sam. Pennies on a sell ad up to
government funding for AIDS, Welfare,
and the unemployment.
Mountain moving service now available
A new company 1-800-Move-A-Mountain
is now being offered to relocating hill billy's
and bears. Mountains are movable to local,
domestic, country wide, and international
jobs.
is now being offered to relocating hill billy's
and bears. Mountains are movable to local,
domestic, country wide, and international
jobs.
Movie Theater Shooting in Colorado
Lets all go to the Lobby, and get ourselves some Gauze,
A lung puncture kit, or a coffin. That was the ambiance
during a Colorado shooting of the Film Batman in the
summer of 2012. The shooter apparently booby
trapped his apartment and then gave the theater goers
some lead to head. 70 were shot and 10 are pronounced
dead.
A lung puncture kit, or a coffin. That was the ambiance
during a Colorado shooting of the Film Batman in the
summer of 2012. The shooter apparently booby
trapped his apartment and then gave the theater goers
some lead to head. 70 were shot and 10 are pronounced
dead.
Real tacos dont wear pink
No need to google directions from Hollywood to Tijuana..
The red taco is already being served at taco bells in Los
Angeles. Real Tacos dont wear pink or have jobs, papeles,
or condoms. Andale Andale!
The red taco is already being served at taco bells in Los
Angeles. Real Tacos dont wear pink or have jobs, papeles,
or condoms. Andale Andale!
Military T Shirts Depict Branch in Gay Pride Parade
Want to know what branch of the military has the hottest
ass? Look no further than your local gay parade as
proud service members are showing their homosexual
love and their career affiliation. This of course is going
to rival the undefeatable fisters of america gang that of
which have been fighting ass holes honorably as well.
ass? Look no further than your local gay parade as
proud service members are showing their homosexual
love and their career affiliation. This of course is going
to rival the undefeatable fisters of america gang that of
which have been fighting ass holes honorably as well.
Craigslist.com opens Christian dating section
Having a hard time looking for anonymous
sex regaurdless of the fat pedophiles that
you hook anyway? Then try the Christian
dating section where the fun is in the sin ful
flirting and castrated men.
sex regaurdless of the fat pedophiles that
you hook anyway? Then try the Christian
dating section where the fun is in the sin ful
flirting and castrated men.
Drinking during pregnancy impairs fetal development
Alcohol intoxication during pregnancy really
hurts the babys natural functions leading
to weakness and disease. remember how you
felt after that bottle of vodka? Drinking during
pregnancy is like distilling a spirit through the babies
umbilical cord winery. During pregnancy you should
be jacked with vitamins, cocaine, and
Sex Website Hack results in Marriage
An account that had been hacked during
several years of oblivion ends in a marriage
of the convict and his criminal partner
despite a 10 year prison sentence. The oblivious
victime had no idea his Username was being used
to distribute drugs, sex traffiking, and other illegal
activities.
several years of oblivion ends in a marriage
of the convict and his criminal partner
despite a 10 year prison sentence. The oblivious
victime had no idea his Username was being used
to distribute drugs, sex traffiking, and other illegal
activities.
Murder at the Hilton in Beverly Hills
2 Senior citizens were found shot
just hours before a the daytime
emmy awards in Los Angeles..
just hours before a the daytime
emmy awards in Los Angeles..
Boy molester gets prison
Hey dad why did u ask me i liked bananas? Sound familiar? If it
does then your most likely guilty of molestation like Sandusky
here who touched, licked, caressed, spanked, penetrated, his
way into 15 twinks over 10 years...and was convicted with 45
counts...omg get a dog.
does then your most likely guilty of molestation like Sandusky
here who touched, licked, caressed, spanked, penetrated, his
way into 15 twinks over 10 years...and was convicted with 45
counts...omg get a dog.
Starbucks Employees Sued In Privacy Lawsuit
A Coffee shop in New York dragged the peeping toms at the barista into court for violating boundaries of privacy
of computer users. The baristas were recorded after a free consultation with a lawyer and were stung by a team of
private investigators who showed the council in court tapes and recording of privacy violations. They expect to settle
the case for no less than a hundred thousand dollars.
of computer users. The baristas were recorded after a free consultation with a lawyer and were stung by a team of
private investigators who showed the council in court tapes and recording of privacy violations. They expect to settle
the case for no less than a hundred thousand dollars.
Hate Crime Criminals Get Away with Watching TV as Punishment
Convicted felons of hate crimes are allowed "community service" as punishment of which
they watch training videos to reteach them proper conduct in society.
they watch training videos to reteach them proper conduct in society.
Serfing online considered more important than Algebra
Exposure to the outside world and making a
social network to ride the waves is more
important than inhaling farts from the common
public research concludes.
social network to ride the waves is more
important than inhaling farts from the common
public research concludes.
Online Auctions of Homes for Sale Online Are Dropping at Drag Rates!
Fresno, The Central Valley, and The Mid West are auctioning homes at dirt cheap
prices as low as $9,000 for a one bedroom home with a front yard, and kitchen.
Get your dog house now!
prices as low as $9,000 for a one bedroom home with a front yard, and kitchen.
Get your dog house now!
College Students Declared Modern Day Slaves
How much do u make? Shouting it from the mountain tops? Blasting that radio? Proud? Probably not from what I've seen. Though i heard Rio is hiring, maybe london, maybe i could wag my tail over there....hmmm How about a Chinese sweat shop?
WHOS YOUR SUGAR DADDY?
Rich, young, and available- Id be kidnapped by now if it wasn't for the million moms march keeping cock where it should be...outside the United States!
Urban Burning Man arrives in Las Vegas
Lucky Lady Lucy was flamboyant and hot as she burned to ashes on the las vegas strip. It was just a taste of the yearly festival
held in the playa of black rock city in northern nevada. Attendees to the Free Event were witness to the very first Burning Man Opera
and Band, merchants selling food and art and a 10K sound system blasting just dance in a make shift trailer space shift with the
Dancetronauts. The after party then parked under the plaza hotel and blasted trance until 4am...
held in the playa of black rock city in northern nevada. Attendees to the Free Event were witness to the very first Burning Man Opera
and Band, merchants selling food and art and a 10K sound system blasting just dance in a make shift trailer space shift with the
Dancetronauts. The after party then parked under the plaza hotel and blasted trance until 4am...
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Rent prices set to fall...In Iraq
Looking for a new place to live? Does the idea of sharing a room, couch or
bathroom make you feel all weak and insecure inside? Are you a minority
on welfare ready for a change of scenary, and language? Consider iraq
your new home. Amenites include dirt floors, no toilets and drinking
water.
bathroom make you feel all weak and insecure inside? Are you a minority
on welfare ready for a change of scenary, and language? Consider iraq
your new home. Amenites include dirt floors, no toilets and drinking
water.
Starbucks Employees allegedly paid in "Radical Inclusion" Social Experiment
A social experiment called radical inclusion is the latest trend at coffee shops in the united states
. call it privacy violations, shooting into the wind or radical inclusion dont be surprised if tnext time
your plugging in to a mass huddle of coffee selling shenanigans..
dont expect a check either, but whos to say that coffee wont sell itself?
. call it privacy violations, shooting into the wind or radical inclusion dont be surprised if tnext time
your plugging in to a mass huddle of coffee selling shenanigans..
dont expect a check either, but whos to say that coffee wont sell itself?
Hooker looses shoe in dusty highway lot
was later found by lesbian girlfriend. no other details reported.
Middle Eastern woman getting ready for spring break
get ready for all the T&A
Naked Yoga is all the Rage
sleeping for 12 hours is great for stress but your muscles will die and hurt if you dont stretch it out in the mourning..
Italy Submarine program fails
Port of San Francisco to build super piers
Get ready for a mouthfull of sea-men
Italy launches new Military Submarine Program
This ship is also an underwater vehicle that can go to depths of 1,000 feet underwater. Outstanding...
Man killed by Kitchen fire
Hungry?
Oh no it aint
Jurmala Latvia
Border Patrol Catches Ju with Food Stamps!
Flight to Hell
BEWARE OF THE STANDING DOG IN PUBLIC
it might bark the obvious-out of insecurity
BEWARE OF PIRATES
especially the sexy ones
Tranny gets hers on the Train
How you know i dont got a TICKET? Its my birthday dont fuck with me,Please take a seat...and ignore the bad credit and unemployment its not our fault u real women keep shoooting trash out ur vaginas for the gov. to support...so please apply at foreign labor any tranny would kill...including me.
Cry Like Sauron
blah bored of these people im neutral
Libyan Rebel Shot
Thats Effed Up ....watch him kiss his dead friend tooo
Rancho Cordova Shooting
Is there a project near by cuz the only i see thse kids shooting each other is over Mansions and Daddys Money....Let alone the blcck people on the lilght rail...but i guess shit happens...
The President is dead...Let us Tan
I dont know much about hindus or black men from the south tryin t0 take hold of this country but about a million of us citizens have studied the constituoin and most of them are women who masturbate to muscle men who drive German cars who would not pikc up a browm man so is tis a pity constest?
Oakland Whole Foods Vandalized
Recent Occupy protests have left Oakland trashed and it seems that whole foods got a paint job early November 11. Come on people go for the Banks! But wait since when does Oakland have a fancy store like that?
Suri learns to pour a Beer
The new iPhone can be programmed tohelp you get your buzz on but dont get frisky with her she also comes with a iRapewhistle for you lonely guys...